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Post by dagr81 - CHI on Dec 28, 2007 21:01:19 GMT -5
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Post by dagr81 - CHI on Dec 28, 2007 21:05:59 GMT -5
and this:
Students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" and "My Life", by Bill Clinton.
One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories. His professor had a sense of humor and gave the student an A+ for his report:
Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99
Titanic: Over three hours to read Clinton: Over three hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinto n: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember jack.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: Monica... ooh, let's not go there either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary... basically the same thing.
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Post by Charlotte Bobcats on Jan 8, 2008 8:59:00 GMT -5
hahaha, these are hilarious. I guess this is a bump, never looked and saw it before.
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